Daily Clerks

i am adam…and isms are my game. quick summary before i pass out. so dave and i are in the subway waiting for one to come in this sardine packed subway and i see this girl…of course i see this girl bc she’s cute as hell. so per usual, im talking smack to dave about her and she keeps looking at me and i’m wondering can she understand. so she gets on the subway and we dont fit in because there is just too many people in the subway already. finally we get onto a subway and we head off to see joe. and as we exit…who do i see? i see that girl standing there next to some guy and she sees me and just starts to smile and looks away. so me..(yes, this is the quick version). So I go up to her, tap her on her shoulder and say whats up (in korean). I then say, you with this guy (in english)? and i’m like d’oh. So i asked in korean and she’s like, i speak english. I was like, fuck, and she says she’s from dc…her name is blahblah, and she says she’s not with this guy. so i say, come with us to where we’re going and bam, she smacks me with the ‘i have a bf routine’ and i’m like who cares, he’s not here and im only here for a 2 weeks. haha…she smiled and off i went.

faux pas…total faux pas. hence from today on i shall no longer speak that way assuming they dont understand. hahaha…i’m pretty sure it was bc i made a pretty jacked up comment about her pimples in the subway. hahaha. now thats a total adam-ism!

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