The Girl Next Door (that I want to fuck)
OK so this is the third posting in a row. Just another reminder that I need to get out more often and stop wasting my time watching movies. Or maybe not. Whatever, let’s just get into this one.
So this is yet another movie that I borrowed from work. I was actually happy about watching this just because it’s got one of my favorite hotties Elisha Cuthbert. She was hot. I mean really hot. She had some really great scenes dressed as a sex star, and damn she was hot. Did I mention that she was really hot in the movie. Why do I keep repeating this? Because it’s basically the only thing I remember about the movie. I mean I do remember bits and pieces but nothing really sticks out in my mind except where our girl Elisha is stripping down as her horny neighbot watches. Yes there were some pretty funny moments in the film, but for the most part it is marred by a highly unbelievable plot, coupled with lame characters, and poor direction. The one character that I did like was Eli, one of the main character’s sidekick. He probably has the best lines in the film and is played well as a crass and obnoxious wannabe filmmaker. So to recap Elisha = really hot, sidekick = comedy relief. I recommend this movie if you have a hard-on for Elisha like me, or if you got nothing better to watch. At least you’ll find a few laughs. Oh, before I go, Elisha never gets naked, well that you can see.
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